So, with all of our modern drilling and oil extraction technology it is perfectly safe to drill off the coast of Florida. We will have no problems or worries about mishaps befouling our beaches and mucking up our tourist industry.
Right?
Of course that is right. The oil companies and special interest groups all over hell's half acre have assured us of that, and they wouldn't lie or possibly be mistaken. Right?
I don't know about you, but I believe them! I also believe that the
Deepwater Horizon oil rig that
is was burning (the damn thing just sank!) and sending an oil slick out into the Gulf of Mexico is purely a hoax promulgated by the socialist, liberal media, and those commie-pinko Democrats.
Yeah, right!
If you believe that, then I have a slightly used and somewhat soggy oil platform to sell you.
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