Oh, Willie, you just need to calm down...please! You are not being punished, though. Time outs are not for punishment. Look at this as an opportunity for you to gain control of your emotions and give the rest of us a breather from your wild-assed...well, delusions come to mind.
Your new immigration bill is a prime example. It may be tougher than Arizona's but it sure as hell isn't fairer. Your proposal that illegals face stiffer penalties for the same crime as legal residents just boggles my mind. How do you propose doing that? Are you suggesting that Florida re-write it's criminal statutes to fit the person as opposed to the crime. Would you have separate statutes for men and women, light skin versus dark skin, Cubans and Mexicans? Could this master plan of yours turn into the mother of all state penal code cluster-f__ks?
It has generally been accepted in our fair country that the punishment should fit the crime and that all offenders committing the same offense should be subject to the same criminal sanctions. Criminal statutes have been written to protect offenders from arbitrary and excessive punishments. The Constitution forbids enacting any criminal law that violates an individual's right to be treated fairly. I will have to assume that because it is in a foreign language that the term "stare decisis" is alien to you.
Your bill also suggests that immigrants must carry valid documentation or get tossed into the slammer for 20 days if they are detained during a lawful traffic stop. I would suggest a valid driver's license should cover that one and that anyone driving without a valid driver's license could be computer-checked on the spot for license, registration as well as immigration status. Twenty days seems a little excessive if your license is in your other pants and our police do have computers.
Mommy and Daddy just think you are getting your bowels in an uproar over nothing except to gain notoriety to keep Scott (R - I got more money than you) from whipping your ass at the polls...which he seems to be doing. It would also seem to make a lot of sense to wait until the Feds make a final decision on the Arizona law before you piss away more of our state dollars on a legal frolic.
Additionally, I fail to see how Florida's immigration problem equates with that of Arizona. They have a long border with dirt on both sides. Dirt that you can walk on or drive on or ride your ass on. The only border we have like that is the one with Georgia and the smaller one with Alabama and, while they are foreigners, those folks seem wonder back and forth with impunity whenever the spirit moves them. Everybody else has to swim or float, and many of those haven't been too successful.
And, one more thing Willie. Your homosexual problem is really getting annoying. For instance, your statement concerning Gay adoption, "I don't believe [homos] who do this should be raising our children." For one thing, these are not your children. These are children that either lost their parents or had parents that rejected them. There are a lot of these kids. Are you adopting a bunch of them? Or to put it another way, just what the hell are you doing?
Now, go sit in the corner and not another peep out of you until you can pull your head out of your posterior orifice.
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