And, the winner is...

I had a winner of the latest Hershey Squirt Award all picked out and then a new candidate pooped up...sorry, that should be popped up.

The GOP (goobers on parade) was my initial choice for dumping that redundant pile of political platitudes on America. This repackaged heap of mierda del toro euphemistically called A Pledge To America squirted out by the party of "I've Got Mine, So Screw You," offers the country nothing new...nothing that these clowns haven't been spewing all along. And, on top of that the pledge offers no specifics on how the pledge would be carried out. Business as usual!

Then, just days after reading that Rick Scott (R - Bend over and let me excite you) proposed lifting the cap on Florida's biggest property insurer, along comes Florida Insurance Commissioner Kevin McCarty. After days of pondering and pouring over the Citizens Property Insurance request for a 9.7% rate increase McCarty decided that Scott should not be alone in slipping the shaft to Florida property owners. Summoning up all the wisdom and common sense that he possessed, McCarty generously insisted that Citizens should accept a 10.3% average rate increase. How nice...how very, very nice.

As a consequence, the party of "No" and Florida's answer to Mortimer Snerd, Commissioner McCarty, are each deserving of the SOG City Oracle Hershey Squirt Award. They have earned it.