We are pleased to announce the latest winner of the SOG City Oracle Hershey Squirt Award. And, the Hershey Squirt is: Goobernatorial candidate, Rick Scott (R - Prick with ears).
What did Scott do to earn this award? Take a gander at his "plan" for creating jobs in Florida. Here are but two items on his list:
1. Reduce government by reducing the state work force 5.5% the first year and then a half per cent each year after.
2. Eliminate over-lapping economic state agencies.
Excuse the hell out of me, but how do those two proposals create jobs? Unless I am missing something, it sounds as though Scott intends to add to the state's unemployment numbers.
Oh yeah, speaking of the unemployed...Scott also proposes reducing unemployment benefits. I'd like to see this pickle-headed, damn-yankee, carpetbagger try living off $275 a week (before taxes). What a great "let them eat cake" moment. Marie Antoinette would be proud.
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