After months of repeated urgings from Blogspot, the host of the Oracle, I finally broke down and decided to give Google's AdSense a try. That is the widget you can add to your blog and if somebody clicks on that widget the blogger is supposed to get something...money or the sensation of having an electric cattle prod shoved up the butt. I forget which, but if you click on that widget thingy you might be lucky and it will be the cattle prod. I'll keep you posted.
Anyway, I saw my first ad a little while ago. It was for some kind of coupons. I scrolled through a few of my archived posts and discovered that there is a new ad associated with each one. That kept me amused for awhile until I landed on one of the posts about that prick with ears running for governor here in Florida. Damn if it wasn't that video of Esther Scott talking about her son's upbringing. You know the one. It's where Mom started by telling us that she was going to tell us stuff about Rick that we didn't know; like him being raised in humble beginnings...kinda like Steve Martin's character in the movie, The Jerk. Esther didn't mention whether her son knew the difference between shit and Shinola. Based upon his campaign ads it would appear that he doesn't.
I came close to canceling the AdSense account right then and there, but then I decided that if I was going to call that prick with ears a prick with ears then I should be fair and allow him equal time. Besides, you don't have to click on the ad, or if you are hoping for the cattle prod option, then click away.
There was another Scott ad that caught my attention. This second ad is asking you to contribute funds to the Scott campaign with an intended goal of $25,000 to be raised before hell freezes over, or some such. You have got to be kidding! That carpetbagging hypocrite probably carries that much around with him as pocket change, but I suppose some deranged Villager will give this crook the money.
Oh my, I think I just felt a butt-cheek tingle.
Never mind, I just air brushed my boxers.
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