Budget Travel: Japan

What with the state of the economy this year, money is a bit tight. A major vacation trip seemed like it was out of the question until one of my wife's coworkers mentioned a trip that he had seen outlined on Google Maps. I was intrigued, so I went to Google Maps and plugged in a Tampa departure with a destination of Tokyo, Japan. And, there it was - the complete trip mapped out with accompanying directions.

While Google Maps did give point to point directions, it did leave out some important details that I will attempt to provide.

How you get from Tampa to Seattle to begin step 44 is pretty much left up to you, but I think that Google was expecting you to drive to avoid the stress of air travel with the additional benefit of seeing our country and saving money.

Now beginning with step 44 is where this trip really becomes a money saver not to mention a super exciting adventure. I copied this next step and step 59 directly from the Google Maps (check it out if you think I am exaggerating) web site:

44. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean - Entering Hawaii - About 14 days 5 hours

Upon entering Hawaii you will have traveled a total 5,890 miles, with 2,756 miles in your cost-saving kayak. I am again assuming that Google intends for you to motor across the island where you will continue on your journey with step:

59. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean - Entering Japan - About 20 days 0 hours

Upon entering Japan you will have paddled your kayak an additional 3,879 miles for a total trip of 9,814 so far. Don't forget, you just hit the coast of Japan, not Tokyo, but you are close to realizing your dream vacation in the Orient - and, you have saved a bundle. Check out those muscles, you Iron Man you.

I'd say I would go with you, but I don't own a kayak. Maybe I'll just go to the Tradewinds Resort on St. Pete Beach instead.

Bon voyage, y'all!