I am mortified and totally ashamed of myself for I have plagiarized the above photo from a fellow blogger, The Ybor City Stogie. To compound my sin I then defaced Stogie's photo so that it reflects the amount of affection I feel for the candidate for capo di tutti capi of Tampa, or The Big Guava Tutti-fruiti as he is known by many in our fair city.
Stogie, please forgive me for I know of my sin.
What I truly consider a sin is that the City of Tampa will be losing a great lady manning the helm of the Ship of Tampa. Mayor Pam inherited the droppings of Greco when she was elected, and we (the Oracle and family) think she has done a pretty damn good job. Besides, as my bride said the other night after watching Iorio on a public TV channel doing something, "She is just so cute!" That comment was said with respect.
In closing, all I can add is, "We love you Mayor Pam." And to the voters, the monkey would be a better choice for mayor than the Big Tutti-fruiti. Unfortunately, the monkey doesn't have the "Big Money" backing.
Right now, the Oracle is leaning toward candidate Choo-choo Turanchik. I don't mean to sound insulting, but it is going to take some pretty big feet to fill the shoes of Mayor Pam.
That isn't to suggest that our mayor has big feet. What I mean is...
I think I best quit now before I put one of my feet in my mouth.
You are forgiven, i too will miss Mayor Pam. Mr. Turanchick is a very tall man. I am sure he has big feet.
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