Bless my little cotton-pickin' heart, the country has another Republican politician who has come out of the closet. Haley Barbour (R - Mississippi-mud-for-brains) has announced his obsession with gay sex in the fox hole, or any hole for that matter.
In a recent radio interview Barbour stated that he will passionately pursue gay men on the battlefield by thrusting himself into the repeal of DADT. Barbour said that his sensibilities were aroused at the thought of "amorous mindsets" amongst our gay soldiers while under fire.
This tells me one of two things. One is that if Barbour was ever in combat his fellow soldiers had more to fear from him than from the enemy. A more likely scenario is that Barbour never got closer to combat than a John Wayne movie at the local cinema. I wonder if Barbour got a woodie watching the Duke slay the foe. Never mind - I really don't want to know.
What I would like to know is this. Do the Republican politicians have some sort of contest to see which of them can appear dumber than the rest? If they do then Barbour gets the prize this week.
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