Bachmann: CO2 Gas Bag

On announcing her bid for the presidency during the New Hampshire debates, Michele Bachmann, R-God Has Spoken, stated that one of her priorities is to rid America of the evil that is the Environmental Protection Agency. Why? Because the EPA is a jobs killer, carbon dioxide is a harmless gas that can't possibly have an adverse affect on the planet, and humans have nothing to do with the hoax that is global warming.

In Bachmann's warped little mind, the following video might seem plausible:



After watching this video, go to Keith Balmer's blog, The Dark prince of Satire, for a realistic and mind-blowing take on global warming. Here is a short excerpt from Mr. Balmer's article:

If you have ever uttered the phrase, "Enough with the wacky theories, weather is going to happen." Then you are incapable of critical thinking. 

And if you think this is all a hoax concocted by scientists so they can scare the government into giving them money, you have to stop watching Fox News . . . and read, and I'm not talking about the bible. I say that because this scary weather is not God's punishment for allowing gay people to marry. These floods, tornadoes, and droughts is not God's way of showing everybody who's the boss. But if you do believe that, well then here, have another glass of kool-aid!

I believe in a religion called science. And in the science bible there are only two words:

"We're fucked."