If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
I had seen this "plan" several years ago and thought, "Ha, ha, that's cute." Now with the Tea Bagger Republican agenda to destroy the American economy achieving some degree of success, this Keg Plan doesn't seem as humorous. It actually appears to have a great deal of merit. I will have to run it by my broker to see what he thinks.
But first, a brewski!
Tchin, tchin (Fr. drinking toast) y'all.
I had seen this "plan" several years ago and thought, "Ha, ha, that's cute." Now with the Tea Bagger Republican agenda to destroy the American economy achieving some degree of success, this Keg Plan doesn't seem as humorous. It actually appears to have a great deal of merit. I will have to run it by my broker to see what he thinks.
But first, a brewski!
Tchin, tchin (Fr. drinking toast) y'all.
Even worse, imagine what the CEOs of those companies were paid for failing to serve their shareholders...
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