GOP Offensive In Florida

As far as I am concerned the GOP is offensive no matter where they are, but that isn't the point here. The point is that our once pristine state is going to be over-run with a gaggle of sleaze bag, scum suckers from the party of Destroy Obama and Damn the Country.

Over the next several weeks these pious presidential wannabes sent by God are going to descend on Florida like angels from heaven. Ask them - they will all tell you they are heaven sent.

Thanks to Jeff Tone of The Liberal Curmudgeon

Which brings to mind this sign advertising Manhattan (NYC) Mini Storage...

The Goobers start their offensive campaign in Tampa with a debate sponsored by the Tea Party Express and then ooze over to Orlando for another debate to see which presidential hopeful can come across as the most out of touch with reality.

They wrap up their mass-debating odyssey on September 24 when they will hold a straw poll to see how many Floridians fall for their line of mierda del toro, or what some would refer to as bull shit.

It will be somewhat amusing to follow Rick (with a P) Perry to see if he continues on his Ponzi path to destroy Social Security. Or, maybe his handlers might mention to this Texas shit-slinger that over half of the voters in Florida are over 60 and may not be too receptive to his plan.

With the Florida Fraudster-in-Chief's approval rating down around 29% it will be interesting to see how much interfacing occurs between the two Ricks (with a P).

If I were Perry I think I would avoid Scott like the plague. That's assuming he can get Scott to quit humping his leg since Scott seems to be sporting a big woodie for the Texas Goobernator and all that he is doing to the state of Texas.

For those thinking of a Florida vacation this month you may want to postpone it or go somewhere less GOP offensive.