Goobers On Parade In Florida

Liar, liar, pants on fire! It should come as no surprise to the few sane voters left in Florida that the state's Chief Executive Orifice Scott, R- rick with a P, is not only a crook, but also is severely truth challenged. Repeatedly during his campaign to buy Florida Scott promised he would create 700,000 new jobs on top of projected growth.

Scott is now telling a different story. He says he never said an "additional" 700,000. "I don't know who said that," Scott said. "I have no idea."





Romney's visit to The Villages of the Demented. Presidential wannabe Romney spoke before a crowd of Village idiots Tuesday. For the Oracle's out-of-state readers, The Villages is a containment pen in Central Florida created to keep delusional Republicans separate from the rest of the state.

Romney's central theme of the day: Bashing Obama. Now that comes as a real surprise. Give me a break! How many times do the Republicans need to call Obama a son-of-a-bitch before they announce to the country and the rest of the world what they intend to do for the betterment of all Americans?

Never mind, that was a rhetorical question.

Finally, A Tea Bagger Activist in Pinellas County. Here is the St. Pete Times' quote of the day from Tony Caso, a tea party activist at a Pinellas County Commission meeting where commissioners voted to stop fluorating water.

He postulated a theorem and proved it, all in the same sentence:

"The (fluoridation) is all apart of an agenda that's being pushed forth by the so-called globalists in our government and the world government to keep people stupid so they don't realize what's going on."

The Oracle's suggestion to Tony would be to cut back on his fluoride intake before he is deported to The Villages.

It might already be too late for Tony.

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