GOP Presidential Debates

The Oracle was distressed to learn today that the Goobers On Parade have so far only had eight presidential debates. Did you know there are still twelve more to go? Neither did I, but this realization begs the question, what more do these clowns have to talk about? Besides which, the field of idiots has pretty much been whittled down to just two contenders, Cain and Romney.

I have no intention of watching the continuing debates. The blathering of imbeciles lost its appeal after the first couple of minutes of the first debate, but as a service to Oracle readers who may have considered viewing the upcoming debates I will present a condensed version of all remaining episodes of this Republican circle jerk:

"Blah, blah, blah. Lop some boogie. Obama's a Socialist. 9-9-9. An upside down 6-6-6. Man! Duh. Obama's a poop-head. Blah, blah, blah. In Texas we... Lop some boogie. 9-9-9. Blah, blah, blah. Lop some boogie. Obama's an asshole. Blah, blah, blah. Obama sucks. Duh. Lop some boogie. Romney worships Satan. Blah, blah, blah. Drill. Duh. Repeal DADT. 9-9-9. A commie from Kenya. 9-9-9. WORD! Blah, blah, blah. Lop some boogie. Obama kills jobs. Duh. ...fry'em all. Blah, blah, blah. Pizza. Thank you."

There! Instead of wasting many hours of your life on the debates, you have wasted but 30 seconds or so on the condensed version and you have gained the same amount of insight. Now, go forth in 2012 and vote Democrat. Rid Congress of those who bow down at the altar of stupidity.

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