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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Hershey Squirt Winners: The Pinellas County Four

The Oracle is bumfuzzled to be awarding the SOG City Oracle Hershey Squirt to four members of the Pinellas County Commission. The commissioners voted 4-3 on Thursday to end placing fluoride in the drinking water for around 700,000 people. The practice costs the county around $205,000 per year, but it is not about money. It is about making a Pinellas County patriots group stupid.

It is simply mind-boggling that the commission disregarded the testimony of doctors, dentists, and proven scientific evidence that fluoride added to our drinking water is not only safe, but beneficial. Who did these stewards of county government listen too? None other than the Pinellas County Chapter of Conspiracy Theory Tea Baggers, who by their own admission had become monumentally stupid through the consumption of vast quantities of fluoride.

One these conspiracy theorist yokels, one Tony Caso, blamed his stupidity on the desire of government globalists to keep our people stupid. He's alleged to have said that with a straight face.

That the Pinellas County Commission sided with Caso and his fellow Tea Bagger delusionists as opposed to educated and knowledgeable experts in the field has earned them this week's Hershey Squirt Award. We would have thought that the elected officials on the other side of the bay would be a little smarter. 

We would have thought, but maybe this proves Caso's assertion that fluoride makes people stupid. It matters not - the Pinellas Four still get the Hershey Squirt Award.

And may it serve them well.


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