Fat Bastard Of Palm Beach

Fat Bastard is a fictional character in the second and third of the Austin Powers films. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from North Britain, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers.

Florida has its own Fat Bastard, a morbid and obese slime ball residing in Palm Beach. This pilonidal cyst on the ass of Florida is the personification of evil as he spews his hateful rants on this nation's airwaves. Have you guessed that we are referring to El Rushbo?

(Editor's Note: Limbaugh avoided the draft during the Vietnam war due to a pilonidal cyst resulting in a 4F)

In his latest "F**k the Poor" outburst this Fat Bastard advocated letting underprivileged and undernourished American children starve to death rather than provide $2,000,000 in funding to feed them. Jeff Tone of The Liberal Curmudgeon had a recent piece on this issue with video.

These anal droppings from the mouth of this Fat Bastard are even more odious when you contemplate his life style:

"The gleaming cherry-wood floors are dotted with hand-woven oriental carpets….Cherubs dance on the ceiling, leatherbound collections line the bookshelves and the wood-paneled walls were once “an acre of mahogany"... His staff lights fragrant candles throughout the house to greet his arrival from work each day." 

I can certainly understand the need for the candles or most anything to mask the stink, but to live like this and deny children "three squares" a day is contemptible. And how can any "patriotic" American support this clown?

Is this truly the kind of country we want to be or have become?