Political Marching Orders

Found on Comedy Central's Indecision web site:

LIBERAL AGENDA/CONSERVATIVE MARCHING ORDERS: Exclusive Jokes to Get You Through the Election!

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NOTE: The SOG City Oracle is not associated with Comedy Central or this message offer. We are including it because we found it to be humorous and possibly entertaining for our readers.