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Friday, December 30, 2011

Republican Picks For President

In less than a week Iowans have a chance to show the country which candidate they believe will take America in the far, far, far right direction.

Just so that you can tell these bozos apart, the Oracle is pleased to present the current top contenders - otherwise known as: 

The Cream of the Crap


mitt romney
ron paul







And, Rose Rauschkolb's (Republican activist and certified lunatic from Florida...where else) pick:



Latest Poll: Romney 23%, Paul 22%, Santorum 16%

The Oracle predicts that Mr. Mouse will surge ahead in the next few days as the Iowa Republicans realize that he is the only candidate who isn't............................................ 

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