Debaptise Yourself - For Free

Once upon a time a long time ago, before you were able to walk, talk, or even wipe your own butt were you subjected to some sort of pagan ritual where you were either spritzed with or dunked in water?

Now that you have reached the age of consent and can, presumably, wipe your own butt would you like to undo that which was done without your consent?

Well, now you can. Just visit the web site Debaptized.com, fill out the required paperwork and just like "that" you can be debaptised.

Debaptisms are all the rage in Europe, and now you can debaptise yourself right in the comfort of your own home here in America - and it's free!

You can even debaptise others, but I think you will immediately be whisked off to Hell if you do it without their consent. I didn't try it, so I don't know for sure.

Just visit the web site and after entering the requisite data, voilà you are debaptised! You even get an official certificate to hang on your wall.

Is the Internet not a thing of wonderment?