The Santorum Sexual Realm

Thus spake the self-righteous man of God, Santorum the Premature Ejaculate of the Republican Party, "Once I am anointed president, one of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.” Oh please, do go on. “It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

Those Santorum utterances simply beg for several questions - so, here it goes:

• Just how are things supposed to be?
• Will there be pictures and instructions on how to properly handle your things in a sexual realm?
• Since the Santorum sexual realm outlaws all forms of contraception, does that mean that guys like me will be required to have our vasectomies reversed?
• Will that expense be reimbursed by the GAO?
• If I don't have a vasectomy reversal will the Santorum Congressional Sexual Realm Bill mandate that my wife and I be classified as Sexual Realm Perverts?
• Could we get a list of those things that are counter to how things are supposed to be just in case we have missed one or two?

Inquiring minds need to know.

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The Oracle strongly suggests that if you are a young Republican now might not be a good time to Google "Santorum". Trust me on this.

But, I have a final question: is it just coincidental that three of this country's major pricks are named Rick - Santorum, Perry and Scott?

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