Scott: New Image, New Agenda

In the paper this morning I was surprised to see an article stating that Florida's Chief Executive Orifice has decided that he needs to change his image and agenda going into his second year of trashing the state. Wow! How nice, how very nice I thought.

I was excited! I looked at his image in the paper, and then I pulled up his image on the Internet. Nope, no change there. He still looks like a prick with ears.

I couldn't find an agenda change either. Scott says he is still going to pursue the mandate given to him by the delusional voters of Florida who bought into his business acumen line of mierda del toro.

Mandate, my ass! He just barely squeaked out a victory over Alex Sink, and if she had tried harder and some South Florida voters had gotten off their dead asses, Scott could be a distant memory by now.

Oh well, only three more years of this clown, and with the Florida Legislature and the court system bitch-slapping him from time to time, maybe Florida won't be totally destroyed.

As they say, hope springs eternal, y'all.