We Done Been Warned, Y'all

Iranian Army chief Ataollah Salehi said the aircraft carrier [USS John C. Stennis] that the United States had moved out of the [Persian] Gulf because of Iran's naval exercises had best not be returning "if they know what's good for them", or words to that effect.

"Iran will not repeat its warning ... the enemy's carrier has been moved to the Sea of Oman because of our drill. I recommend and emphasize to the American carrier not to return to the Persian Gulf," army chief Salehi said. "I advise, recommend and warn them over the return of this carrier to the Persian Gulf because we are not in the habit of warning more than once."

That warning is somewhat reminiscent of Junior George the Bush warning Saddam that, "...this warning is to warn you that we won't be warning you again of subsequent warnings."

Well, alrighty then, warning duly noted.

Care to see what could cause an Iranian Army dude to take a doodie-dump in his dishdashah?



Just two of those F-18s screaming out of nowhere right above our heads in the Saudi dunes during the first Bush war caused many a sphincter to readjust - and, those guys were on our side. So warn away Iranian Army dude. You've got the Captain and crew of the Stennis quaking in their boots, I am sure.