Oh, My God! Please, NO...A Thousand Times NO!

During an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, “And one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and I’ve seen him in casual conversation - he comes off very smooth and okay. But sometimes he comes off stiff. Do you have to fight back some criticism, like ‘My husband isn’t stiff, OK?’”

Ann threatened us with this, “Well, you know, I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not [stiff]!”

Stiff or not, this is not a vision I want burned into my brain. For all that is Holy, please keep the Romney zipped up. I do not want to see Mitt's Romney.