Quote of the Day

Tuesday, May 15, 2012


Alarmed by the PPP (piss-poor-performance) of Florida's little darlings on FCAT, the Florida Bored with of Education has decided to convene an emergency meeting to come up with a "fix".

The grand solution to this problem? Come on, this is Florida - you know what is coming next:

"Education Commissioner Gerard Robinson proposed reducing the FCAT writing passing score from 4.0 to 3.5. Under that standard, 48 percent of fourth-graders would have passed the test with a 3.5 or better, along with 52 percent of eighth-graders and 60 percent of 10th-graders." (Tampa Bay Times)

Yepper! That'll sure fix the problem. Our youth may appear smart, but it is only an illusion. 

We are well on our way to becoming the land of the immensely fat and terminally stupid.

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